{"id":31,"date":"2010-03-28T23:45:03","date_gmt":"2010-03-29T09:45:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kerryyoshida.com\/blog\/?p=31"},"modified":"2010-03-28T23:45:51","modified_gmt":"2010-03-29T09:45:51","slug":"dont-wake-me-up-if-im-dreamin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kerryyoshida.com\/blog\/?p=31","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t wake me up if I&#8217;m dreamin&#8217;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Of course, if it&#8217;s a nightmare, please wake me up.<\/p>\n<p>Last night, it wasn&#8217;t Kalena, Jonny, or even a nightmare that shook me from my peaceful slumber.<\/p>\n<p>It was a hellishly painful, muscle twisting cramp in my left calf.<\/p>\n<p>I tried frantically to grab my ankle and stretch it out. Nope. I stood up on one side of the bed and tried to stretch it out that way. No dice. All this time, I&#8217;m trying not to yell, because I didn&#8217;t want to wake Kenny and Kalena who had fallen asleep in the living room. For some reason, I thought I was going to die, which, obviously, would not have happened. I rolled over the bed and tried to stand up on the other end. My foot landed on the floor, and shot even more pain through my calf. I could no longer contain myself. I let out a yelp of pain, lost my balance and crashed hard on the floor beside the bed. As my leg continued to spasm, I remember hanging on to the corner of the bed and seeing light creep in from the space under the door. I was just about to call out for some help, when suddenly, my muscles stopped spasming, and everything relaxed. I decided to stay on the floor for a while. Thank goodness the pain had stopped. I also remember being thankful I didn&#8217;t wake anyone, because I thought that would have been uncool of me. Of course, when I told both Kenny and Kalena about the whole thing, they told me I should have yelled for help.<\/p>\n<p>Hopefully, it won&#8217;t happen again, tonight.<\/p>\n<p>On another note, the title of this post is a reference to the theme song from California Dreams (which I blogged about\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/kerryyoshida.com\/blog\/?p=16\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>). I finished watching seasons one and two over the weekend. The only problem is that I don&#8217;t think they&#8217;re ever going to release seasons three, four, and five. Perhaps it&#8217;s not a lucrative option for Shout Factory Video at this point, but one can hope. I also own seasons one and two of \u00a0Perfect Strangers. It&#8217;s been well over two years since its release, and a season three is nowhere to be found. Of course, Warner Home Video could ignore poor sales figures, and just give the fans what they want.<\/p>\n<p>Hah! Don&#8217;t be ridiculous.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of course, if it&#8217;s a nightmare, please wake me up. Last night, it wasn&#8217;t Kalena, Jonny, or even a nightmare that shook me from my peaceful slumber. It was a hellishly painful, muscle twisting cramp in my left calf. I tried frantically to grab my ankle and stretch it out. Nope. I stood up on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[37,32,39,34,35,38,36,33],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday","tag-california-dreams","tag-cramp","tag-dvd","tag-fall-down","tag-nightmare","tag-perfect-strangers","tag-spasm","tag-wake-up"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kerryyoshida.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kerryyoshida.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kerryyoshida.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kerryyoshida.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kerryyoshida.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/kerryyoshida.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33,"href":"https:\/\/kerryyoshida.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions\/33"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kerryyoshida.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kerryyoshida.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kerryyoshida.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}